real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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