Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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