xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Randomize
