sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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