You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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