My brain says no but my pants say off.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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