So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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