Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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