I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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