let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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