Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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