Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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