Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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