Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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