Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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