I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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