no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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