she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
