Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
