But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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