I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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