I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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