I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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