doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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