why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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