they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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