I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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