I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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