no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Couch. On fire.
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