I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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