drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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