YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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