We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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