just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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