I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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