my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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