I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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