She's JV to your varsity
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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