try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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