that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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