we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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