im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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