Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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