My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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