I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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