Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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