I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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