Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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