You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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