I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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