hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
