i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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