im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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