So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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