where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You can't just leave with hair like that
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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