party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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