I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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